Dr. Shackleford gives you the low down on how to create a mind controlled human being incapable of higher forms of reasoning.
If you are a regular reader of mine, you may remember the article in which I outlined the ways in which legal designer “substitute” drugs were being used to generate a zombie apocalypse. Keep in mind, this article was written MONTHS before the attacks actually began recently. I will let you judge for yourself.
If you’ve come this far, good, because that means that you are willing to suffer to learn the SECRET that I am going to disclose to you. So keep reading for the SECRET THAT I PROMISE I WILL DELIVER TO YOU, WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE. I need you to suspend disbelief for a moment and trust me when I tell you there is a method to the madness.
What’s more is that you don’t have to pay me any dues to get fucked in the ass to obtain the secret of the order of the enlightened mystical monks of the round table of the coven of the goddess or whatever. PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!
(Note to the reader- I will still sodomize you, in all probability, if it is consensual. Or even if it isn’t. Please send pictures of yourself to the “editor”, preferably naked to forward to me and we can go from there. I would love to put my dick in you and then pretend that you don’t exist afterwords.)