Secret Ritual of the College of Aethyric Sciences, level δ-ξ

College of Aethyric Sciences level δ-ξ

The student places a 7 clay plates in a circle around him. He wears red clothing. He sits in the center. 

The plates are inscribed with the sacred vesica piscis, in red. 

He then shouts loudly, repeatedly: “THE JEWEL IS IN THE LOTUS” and wags his dick around, doing a little jig.

This is a secret technique of the Pangaean ancients. The combination of movement and symbolism opens neural pathways and allows the ancient genetic knowledge to begin to flow into the conscious mind.

The student will then become entranced, and he will hopefully be blessed with the holographic message of Nyssa that is encoded in all DNA on earth.

Thus ends level δ-ξ

sacred-circle:

Engraving of how life works. Paracelse, (1570)

sacred-circle:

Engraving of how life works. Paracelse, (1570)

WARNING: READING THIS MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR STATUS AS A LAWFUL NONCOMBATANT, AS PER THE NDAA. TERRORISM IS A WORD THAT CAN BE APPLIED TO ANYTHING THAT YOU DON’T LIKE. THAT IS THE CONVENIENT THING ABOUT USING WORDS TO MANIPULATE PUBLIC OPINION FOR PEOPLE WHO CANNOT BEGIN TO REALIZE THAT THEY ARE BEING MANIPULATED.

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                 A living myth

Dr. Shackleford gives you the low down on how to create a mind controlled human being incapable of higher forms of reasoning.

JC, mastering “USED USING PEOPLE”

JC, mastering “USED USING PEOPLE”

If you’ve come this far, good, because that means that you are willing to suffer to learn the SECRET that I am going to disclose to you. So keep reading for the SECRET THAT I PROMISE I WILL DELIVER TO YOU, WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE. I need you to suspend disbelief for a moment and trust me when I tell you there is a method to the madness.

What’s more is that you don’t have to pay me any dues to get fucked in the ass to obtain the secret of the order of the enlightened mystical monks of the round table of the coven of the goddess or whatever. PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!

(Note to the reader- I will still sodomize you, in all probability, if it is consensual. Or even if it isn’t. Please send pictures of yourself to the “editor”, preferably naked to forward to me and we can go from there. I would love to put my dick in you and then pretend that you don’t exist afterwords.)

“CAPIN’ TRIPS” (tm) research continues… 

“CAPIN’ TRIPS” (tm) research continues…